Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life
I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH
(via tv-casualty138)
toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids
(Source: indeedisayexquisite, via pizzashrapnelblindness)
“Amelie has no boyfriend. She’s tried once or twice, but the results were a let down. Instead, she cultivates a taste for small pleasures: dipping her hand into sacks of grain, cracking creme brulee with a teaspoon, and skipping stones at St. Martin’s canal.”—Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Le Fabuleux destin d’Amélie Poulain
(Source: consultingkitty, via shayzerbeam)
I like to put bandana things on my dogs head ^~^
But she doesn’t like it for that long v-v