Interviewer: What makes Fred laugh every time?
Carrie Brownstein: Me, screaming.

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youngandjustus:

-everysecond:

OH MY GOD

IM CRYING THIS IS GREAT

kyaryrinrin:

when i was 6 years old i was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like “what’s pregnant” and they were like “it means fat” so when i got in the car with my dad to go home i was like “dad, i’m pregnant” and he hit he breaks and looked at me so mortified for about 5 minutes and then said “rin you’re fucking six years old” and then kept driving

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tegansbra:

can’t wait to see jennifer lawrence talking about food like she’s the only person in the world who loves food like “oh my god i love food it’s so awesome looks how different i am”

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badquinreading:

SARA: “GOD THAT IS SO COOL!”
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The government shutdown is over, but the bullshit continues. Itchyscabs on congress
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queering101:

shittycity:

Lesbians ruined flannels for me.

Homophobes ruined society for me.

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cuntgrats:

crYING I CANT BREATHE

AHHH FINALLY OHMYGOD I DIE EVERY TIME