ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read
busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

kingsleyyy:

when you’re trying to tell a story but your friends aren’t listening image

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relatively-strange:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

I feel like he came alive at night and got wasted on free booooooze. But I mean whatever you say man.

twelveclara:

have you ever watched an episode of something that was so horrible you just sat there afterward like did a group of people really read this script and say ‘wow great idea’

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