17000dollarballpit:

Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?

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ithasoul:

teganandsara
Everything is super peachy this morning. Went for coffee like this. #nofilter

whatistumblrforeals:

"I feel like my life has turned into finding different ways to eat bread and cheese." - my younger sister

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trouserweasel:

HE’S GETTING AWAY